Daily Archives: August 20, 2009

Well, when you put it THAT way…

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This was too funny – a big collection of uncomfortable plotlines to popular movies at (postmodernbarney.com)… Here are some of my favorites…

  • ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
  • BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
  • BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
  • BEOWULF: Colonists hire assassin to drive natives from land.
  • BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo.
  • DRACULA: Immigrant clashes with locals.
  • FRANKENSTEIN: Scientific advancement proves unpopular with general public.
  • JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
  • KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
  • KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.
  • KING KONG: Endangered animal stolen, shot.
  • LABYRINTH: Girl is negligent baby-sitter
  • LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
  • MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.
  • RATATOUILLE: Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.
  • ROBIN HOOD: Disgruntled veteran protests taxes.
  • TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
  • THE X-MEN: Minority group seeks overthrow of social order.
  • TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
  • TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.
  • BREAKING DAWN: Native American guy is romantically obsessed with ex-girlfriend’s baby.

52 Weeks: August 20, 2009

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Just a couple mandatory squeezing into the camera frame pictures – it’s become one of MM’s favorite games.

And as requested, a couple pictures of the new Maya Wrap my parents got me.

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52 Weeks is a year long challenge for YOU, hosted by Forever in Blue Jeans, to be in a picture once a week for 52 weeks. We are always the ones behind the camera, this is YOUR chance to get out in front and be in the pictures with our family. We are glad you are joining this challenge. More importantly your family will really enjoy having you in the picture. Thanks for playing along! Oh, you can just jump in now with 1 of 52, you’re not getting off that easy! Now go take a picture!