You know what I need more of in my life right now? Mindless internet memes. Most particularly of the talking about myself at great length variety. I love those! This one came courtesy of the lovely Jen @ Stuff Jen Says. Love her.
A. age :: 28
B. bed size :: Queen and apparently that makes our frame too big to fit upstairs which is why we are currently sleeping on a mattress on the floor. Luckily our mattress is so comfortable and fantastic, that this works well for us. For now.
C. chore you hate :: most of them? Particularly mopping, cleaning toilets and bring the laundry upstairs or downstairs. Also, I really hate it when the dishes pile up to the point where both sinks are full and I have to unload the dishwasher before I can load it and get the sink empty again. I could really use a Rosie the Robot.
D. dogs :: are a possibility because I’m not allergic to them. But we are currently a pet free zone for now.
E. essential start to your day :: coffee with a handsome husband. I can live without it, but I’d really rather not. Also, I hear breakfast is important.
F. favorite color :: green. Which my husband knew before I did, but he is so right. I love green. It’s my power color. MM’s favorite color btw is yellow and has been for months now. I love that he has “favorites” now.
G. gold or silver :: Silver for jewelry. Gold for pirate treasure that can be shipped to my house ANY time. Oh heck, I’ll take silver pirate treasure, too. I’m not picky.
H. height :: five feet two and a half inches. Those half inches are important, you know.
I. instruments you play :: does drumming on the kitchen table count?
J. job title :: Chief Manager of Household Operations and Diaper Changes
K. kids :: one boy, one girl – a perfect combination
L. live :: Yes please. I like living. We currently do so 24/7 in Wisconsin.
M. maiden name :: Yeah, nice try internets. You aren’t getting that one off of me. You’ll have to friend me in real life and then ask nicely.
N. nicknames :: mom, mama, mommy, wifely, love of my life, other things
O. overnight hospital stays :: two cesarean births just like My Alternate Jen-Ego apparently.
P. pet peeve :: stupid people, rude people, people who aren’t nice to me, jealous haters :OP
Q. quote :: “Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got, I’m still – I’m still Jenny from the Block. Used to have a little, now I have a lot. No matter where I go, I know where I came from.”
R. righty or lefty :: right handed for surely
S. siblings :: Several half siblings and siblings-in-laws but I was raised an only kid. I know, my life is strange and complicated.
T. time you wake up :: Up to recently, I’ve been getting up around 7 or 7:30am but apparently MM’s bus picks him up down the street at 7:18am and school starts at 7:30, so I’m thinking we need to start waking up earlier. We’ve been shooting for 6am lately and I gotta say, it suuuuuucks. If I could have just one wish, it would be to wake up at 9am every day. Please?
U. university attended :: UMass. One of ‘em. Yes, there are several. No, it wasn’t that one you heard of once.
V. vegetables you dislike: Peas. Violently and with passion. I’m also not a big fan of peppers, raw onions, brussel sprouts, beets or any Grown Up vegetables that most people haven’t heard of. Can’t I just eat carrots and broccoli – oh and eggplant. That’s good, too.
W. what makes you run late :: my whole love of sleeping doesn’t help. Also children who dawdle when mommy is in a hurry.
X. x-rays you’ve had :: Pretty much all dental and bambino related. I haven’t had much happen to me in the broken bone department.
Y. yummy food :: I am a fan. I am pretty clever and married a terrific cook so between the two of us, the several food blogs I follow and the fabulous dining options in Wisconsin, we do pretty well.
Z. zoo animal favorite :: gotta love the kitties! I love seeing the lions and tigers. MM loves the giraffes and penguins. BB loves stuffed polar bears that say ROAR in cute squeaky little girl voices.
Don’t you just feel so much closer to me now?
