My Evil Plan: Today, Game Night, Tomorrow, Take Over The WORLD!

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a senator. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

Like what you see? Well get your grubby paws off my evil plan – you can get your own here.

Thanks to Jen @ Stuff Jen Says for posting her Evil Plan, which inspired me to do likewise.

turning poetry into flash, magnets into macromedia

Badass Geek is doing Magnetic Poetry on his blog – his poem is WAY better than mine and way funnier, but I did spend a lot of time making this poem make sense (to me anyway) and even more time learning how to do a screen shot on my Mac, so that should count for something right? Anyway, here’s my poem:

And you can go here to make your own!

Let me know what fun poems you come up with, k?

I’m Not a Pirate, But I Play One In My Imagination

Avast ye mateys! I just learn’d it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. That’s why all t’ best buccanearBloggers I know be suddenly donnin’ their very best swagger. I’ll not keep ye long mates, I know yer all anxious t’ get aft t’ your lunches, but please, if you do nothin’ else t’ celebrate this auspicious event, at least check out this website:

http://www.fissio.com/pirate.pl

Then when your sprogs wake up from their naps, be aye t’ give them a hearty, “ARGH, ahoy!” And when they ask you if you’ve gone crazy, you can say, “Belay matey, you must be dreamin’ still.” And maybe they’ll even go aft t’ bed.

That’s Called Extendin’ Naptime Like a Champ.

Favorite Things Swap!!!

I sooo wanted to do one of these swaps – I kept hearing about it and seeing the pictures and thinking, “Oh I want to play!” and now The Pink Potpourri is hosting one and I signed up!

My Favorite Things Swap (Hosted By The Pink Potpourri) - Click here to join!

See? So if you have favorite things (and I know you do!) you should definitely click the pretty pink button or this link and sign up, too! Maybe we can be swap partners and sing songs from the ‘Sound of Music’ together and it’ll be awesome! aka Be there or be squarely left out of the fun. You have until August 25 to sign up!

Fancy Headgear: More Things My Son Likes to Wear on His Head

Hes jumping for joy - hes just so proud of himself - but how will he get that thing off?

He's jumping for joy - he's just so proud of himself - but how will he get that thing off? (it's a small yellow bag, btw, if that isn't obvious)

For more Wordless Wednesday Wackiness, head over here to the WW Hub;
or here to 5 Minutes For Mom – heck, go to both places for double the fun!