(Slight change of previous plans – Mothers Day pictures will be up tomorrow!)
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a senator. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must reveal to the world your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
Like what you see? Well get your grubby paws off my evil plan – you can get your own here.
Badass Geek is doing Magnetic Poetry on his blog – his poem is WAY better than mine and way funnier, but I did spend a lot of time making this poem make sense (to me anyway) and even more time learning how to do a screen shot on my Mac, so that should count for something right? Anyway, here’s my poem:
And you can go here to make your own!
Let me know what fun poems you come up with, k?
I sooo wanted to do one of these swaps – I kept hearing about it and seeing the pictures and thinking, “Oh I want to play!” and now The Pink Potpourri is hosting one and I signed up!
See? So if you have favorite things (and I know you do!) you should definitely click the pretty pink button or this link and sign up, too! Maybe we can be swap partners and sing songs from the ‘Sound of Music’ together and it’ll be awesome! aka Be there or be squarely left out of the fun. You have until August 25 to sign up!