Eureka!

For the moment things seem to be running much more smoothly, hence the three blog posts in like two minutes thing… Or else I can’t count… But anyhow, the dh said something about upgrading the something after googling the other thing and then threw in an OR ELSE which meant that if what he was planning to do didn’t fix things he’d find me a new host.

So right now everything is all fast and zippy and I’m in love. So if you haven’t checked out my blog’s new domain, now would be the time because things are WORKING. Who knows how long that will last. Maybe forever? Maybe tomorrow I can find something new and non-blog-related to complain about. Like the new workout DVD coming in the mail. That could be fun, right? I could stop inhaling chocolate to attempt to relieve my server stress and get back to my diet!

So, I guess I’ll try my luck one more time and hit that publish button and see how it goes, but before I do,

Thank you sweetie, it seems to be working now!

Okay, here goes nothing…

Sorry If You Visited Me And Found NOTHING

I’m writing this post in TextEdit (notepad for the Mac) because my server is down. If you’re reading this then my husband was probably able to fix it… for now. Is that really excusable? I’ve had this little domain and server situation since Sunday night and already it’s just down? Never mind the fact that when it’s up I’m down because it’s sloooooooooow as sin (How slow is sin, anyway? Anybody know?).

I love my domain. I love my blog. But I’d love it more if my server weren’t crap. My husband said something about how people in California probably love my blog because it’s hosted over there or something and that makes it quicker. Mom, if you’re reading this, how’s the speed? Things good?

But I’m over here on the opposite of California and I can’t get service. Which means I can’t blog. Which means I have three posts (including this) stock piled on my desktop waiting for the green light – waiting for my server to serve me.

I’d like to ask all my fellow self hosted bloggy friends – who serves you? How are you doing this? Why does your blog load in like 3 seconds while mine takes anywhere from 30 seconds to never? Do you like your hosting company? Also, who designed your blogs? Because they are beautiful. And wonderful header by a friend aside, mine still looks like I did it myself. Any tips? Any free tips? Besides, “Go back to WordPress.com you n00b,” because if you’re really gonna talk like that, maybe we shouldn’t be friends anymore.

I like being able to edit my own CSS. I love that my blog address is like 10 characters shorter now. It’s cute. I love it. I’m all professional. But it’s no fun when I can’t publish my posts because my server hates me… Soon I’ll lose all my traffic (you know what’s still left of it) because nobody will be able to load my blog – after a few hours of the waiting game, they’ll say, “What was I looking for again?” and they’ll LEAVE. I kind of want to leave, too, so you know, I’m not judging you.

I’ll be here… waiting… waiting for my server to find itself again and let me post this…