If You Can’t Stand The Heat, I’m With You…

So, I know that I complain about the heat and then I get comments telling me about how my state is like 10 degrees cooler than all the really hot states and that I’m a wimp and I try to justify my sweat stains by reminding people that I’m like 83 months pregnant or some absurd thing (like anyone could forget, especially me – lately whenever I walk I bump into things, like you know sometimes you are carring a bag and you don’t realize how big it is and the bag bumps everything you walk by? Or you drive a new car and you aren’t really sure just how long the front end is and you are worried you are going to crash into everything? That’s my stomach right now – it needs it’s own insurance policy for all the damage I’ve been doing to it. I can’t open a cabinet or drawer or door without bashing myself in the stomach with said item because dude I’m huge.

And none of that has anything to do with how hot it is except that all that huge just makes me hotter. It doesn’t help that our apartment has one air conditioning unit in the living room which can pretty effectively keep the living room and dining room cool, but that’s about it. So for the other rooms in the house, like the kitchen, bathroom and three bedrooms, we are kind of on our own. We’d been keeping a window fan in our bedroom until last night when I pointed out that it was supremely selfish of us to have a fan in the bedroom when poor MM was stuck with just opening his window and has been waking up in a pool of his own sweat (like I did this morning now that he has ownership over the fan). Tonight after dinner we’re buying a second window fan. Then we’ll figure out how to “toddler proof” the fan in MM’s room (nevermind the baseboard heater underneath the window that MM is pretty sure is a step stool so he can see out the window and yeah that’s gonna be a whole ‘nother post later where I beg you guys for advice, but since heaters are for the winter when it’s COLD and right now I’m writing about the summer where it’s HOT, we’ll move on or at least try to) so he doesn’t lose a finger or crack his head open or something. I swear three year olds are just walking danger magnets.

And that’s just inside the apartment. I’m pretty smart and pretty much don’t leave the apartment during the day if I can help it because pregnancy and stairs and heat don’t really like each other, but today I had a doctors appointment (more about that on Thursday) so I had to go out and I swear to you guys it was 98 degrees outside. Like according to the thermometer in my car and the one in my bedroom window. 98 degrees and no ridiculously hot guys serenading me. Life is unfair. Please don’t tell me that 98 degrees is like a cool day in the Spring where you live – it was hot enough that the news stations on the radio were issuing heat warnings, telling people to avoid going outside. Seriously. It’s freaking hot out.

I know people have complained since the beginning of time that being pregnant in the summer can suck because it’s hot and your huge and it sucks, but those people have never been me up until this summer so right now it’s like this new novel thing that I am pretty sure is worth complaining about at great length, especially in ADDesque blog posts. So yeah I think that’s all for now because what was supposed to be a quick post saying, “It’s really freaking hot out,” has turned into a novella – so remind me to tell you about how the doctor’s office went, how my ultrasound report says that I was there for my “poor weight gain” and how “unremarkable” Baby Blueberry is apparently. All that.

Oh – and I had lunch with Dan at his office today and I thought you should know that their office basically has like a gourmet dining cafeteria thing going on, complete with like four choices for dessert – and they even list the nutrition info for their daily menus online somewhere. Dream Company continues to impress. Too bad I had to go outside in practically 100 degree weather to eat there.

Aloha Friday: The Weekend Forecast

It’s time for another Aloha Friday, the day that you take it easy and look forward to the weekend, in Hawaii and blog land anyway. As you should know by now, over at An Island Life, Kailani decided that on Fridays she would take it easy on posting and ask a simple question for you to answer. Nothing that requires a lengthy response.

If you’d like to participate, just post your own question on your blog and leave your link at An Island Life’s blog. Don’t forget to visit the other participants! It’s a great way to make new bloggy friends!

Right now I’m looking out my window at another beautiful, sunny day. We’ve had basically the same exact weather for two weeks straight now – but this weekend, of course, it’s going to rain basically all day. Which is kind of a bummer because we have all kinds of plans we wanted to do, most of which are outside. Not sure if we’ll abandon those outdoor plans or not – depends on how heavy the rain is / how cold it gets.

Anyhow, this week, I wanna know:

  • What has the weather been like in your neck of the woods?
  • What are your plans for the weekend?

6 Green Things I Love

This is my first time participating in a Small Talk Six on Saturdays. It’s hosted by the lovely ladies at MomDot. This week’s topic is to name 6 things you love that are green. Here are mine:

1. Money – I wouldn’t mind having more of it, in fact. It might be the root of all evil, but it’s also the route to most of my favorite things like food, shelter, Internet access and magazine subscriptions.

2. Grass – When the grass isn’t green, it’s pretty depressing. Then snow usually happens. But when you open the door one day to find the grass is not only visible but green – it’s a great feeling.

3. Kiwi Fruit – One of my favorite fruits, since I was little. My grandma actually has a kiwi fruit plant and I’ve always loved raiding her garden and picking a fresh snack.

4. Marzipan – It comes in lots of colors that all taste the same but for some reason the green is usually my favorite. Inexplicable, I know.

5. Being Green – I had to say it – I love all ways that I’ve found to be green, like shopping with reusable grocery bags – that’s probably my favorite green habit.

6. Spinach – It’s true. I’m one of those weird freaky people who loves spinach – cooked or fresh in a salad, etc. It’s good stuff!

What things do you love that are green? Be sure to link up your responses at MomDot if you play along!

Snow, Snow, More Snow

It’s snowing. It almost seems redundant to say so, we’ve already gotten so much and it seems to have no intention of stopping. It’s peaceful to watch – the snow has been taking it’s time, falling gently, looking very unassuming, but weather.com tells me that it’s 14 degrees out and not getting any warmer – tomorrow will be warmer, but still snowing with sleet mixed in. I’m trying to decide when I will be able to get my grocery shopping done. I’ve already made some clever maneuvers in my planning to get dinner on the table either way this weekend, but we’re almost out of milk and juice and I’m kicking myself for not going to the store sooner. We really shouldn’t try to subsist on soda, iced tea and straight egg nog. There’s water still, but that’s not enough for a two year old or his pregnant mommy. I might send dh to the store for the essentials. But he might have to walk. Did I mention 14 degrees?

Right now I’m the only one awake – my son, his friend whom we’re baby sitting today, and the hubby have all settled down for a much needed nap. I tried to follow suit but couldn’t get comfortable or tired enough to fall asleep. I’m feeling too bored to be productive – is that weird? I could balance my checkbook, read, or maybe work on my pile of magazines, but ahhh – what I really want is to get out. Not gonna happen, at least not today. We’ve already committed ourselves to staying home so unless we get brave enough to play outside (in 14 degree weather – ack!) I’ll be inside for awhile. Bored bored bored. I’ve been window shopping for things we don’t need and can’t afford. Just because.

My diet is kind of getting blown to smithereens, obviously, because I’m bored. And cold. I want to make cookies or a pie – and feel housewifey and revel in the warmth coming from a sweet-smelling kitchen – but then I’d have cookies or pie to eat, which wouldn’t help with that dieting thing. Stupid diets. Stupid cookies. I’ve wrapped all the presents I can wrap. We need to pick up the pictures I had printed at Walmart and assemble them into the appropriate gifts before I can wrap those – which means going out, even further than the grocery store. Guess how high on my list of things to  do that is? We’ve got until Thursday. We’ll be fine. But I’m still bored.

I’ve taken quizzes and watched videos and now I can’t turn the on volume on my computer because MM’s friend naps in the living room (no way I’m letting two toddlers “nap” in the same room) – which means I can’t work out, watch tv or even play a video game. My score on Geo Challenge isn’t getting any higher. I already checked the mail – another Christmas card and the credit card bill, which dh paid last week.

I’m feeling listless and appologetic because this is the most boring post ever but that’s okay because I’m bored bored bored. I want to go take pictures of the snow – but I still don’t want to go outside or risk waking up any of the kids (dh included). Plus – I’m worried that 14 degrees is just too cold to risk – I could wait until tomorrow – if we have time to play in the snow and take pictures. This boring post is starting to bore me. So I’ll stop typing any little minute now so you can stop being bored, too – if you are even still reading this. (You are a trooper if you are, and I should give you an award or something – how about some of the cookies that I’m not baking? It’s the thought that counts right – and non-cookies are calorie free!) Okay I’m really going to stop now.

Enjoy your Saturday everyone!

The Weather Outside Was Frightful

This weekend my state had a HUGE ice storm. Bigger than anything I, or anyone I know, have ever seen before. A lot of towns still have no power, from damage to power lines, etc. Trees have been devestated – a lot of homes and cars were damaged by falling branches, etc. Most of my family and friends are currently without power. We are blessed. The only damage we personally had was the loss of our cable for two days and our internet up until about thirty minutes ago.

I missed you. I missed my calorie count website. It was weird being forcibly away from all this while at home. But I couldn’t help but see how blessed we are to still have heat, water, electricity and even tv again so quickly. A lot of people can’t say the same. And now another storm is a ‘brewing and there is a chance we’ll be doing it all over again – will we get lucky twice? Or maybe this storm just won’t be as bad. Here’s hoping.

Anyway, I’m not ashamed to admit I marked a lot of your new entries as read, saving a small handful that I could manage. At least it’s only Monday and it was largely weekend posts I’ll have missed. It’s getting late and this is probably all I’ll post for today, not that that’s unusual for a Monday. But I wanted to check in, mention where I’ve been not that many of you are likely to have noticed, and to write down my thoughts from the weekend. The weather has been frightful and it’s not over yet – it reminds you to try and be prepared for more and to count your blessings where they fall – to remember things are totally different every day all the time. Nothing – not even 150 year old beautiful, majestic trees – last forever.

Driving through town this weekend has been heartbreaking, like driving through a war zone or the spot of a natural disaster. I’m lucky to not know what I’m talking about – to not know it could be WORSE WORSE WORSE – that this is probably the worst I’ve ever personally seen – but to know the tree my son used to swing on last summer, that was so tall and old, it had been there practically forever, is gone now. And many more like it. So many people I know are still trying to get rid of the debris. I hope if another storm does indeed blow through, that it takes mercy on the people already trying to pick up the pieces.