You know I really thought I had a chance at that whole Hot Blogger thing – I mean I’m a pretty good looking girl, even if people do think I’m 12 sometimes (try double that plus one, people, geez). But anyway, I sat and I waited, and I waited and I sat, and you know what? The call never came. Or the nomination. Whatever. Was I supposed to nominate myself?? That seemed conceited and maybe like too much effort. So after a looong time went by and I never joined the ranks of hotness (or NQHEness apparently) like McMommy or Happy Hour Sue, I decided that I never wanted to be in that dumb old calendar anyway. I don’t need the Blogging World to tell me that I’m hot. The evidence speaks for itself. (see attached photographs of hotness)

In closing, please please please please please don’t leave me out of this one, too! I promise I’ll be hotter, I mean tone down my hotness so others don’t feel bad, I mean pay (who am I kidding I totally won’t pay). I promise World Peace.

(How can you possible refuse me now?)

Signed With Hot Sincerity,
Momma @ mommablogsalot

-edit- SUCCESS – the NQHE Goddesses have spoken – that’s right ladies and gents, I, yours truly, am Not Quite Hot Enough. Bet you never thought you’d hear me say that with pride, did you? But oh I am proud. My name and picture are now on the same page of names and pictures of very esteemable bloggers indeed. I have to say, I’m a big fan of this Everybody is a Winner concept – I feel strangely proud of myself even though all I had to do was enter to win. So, tell me readers, are YOU not quite hot enough?