This was too funny – a big collection of uncomfortable plotlines to popular movies at (postmodernbarney.com)… Here are some of my favorites…

• ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
• BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
• BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
• BEOWULF: Colonists hire assassin to drive natives from land.
• BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo.
• DRACULA: Immigrant clashes with locals.
• FRANKENSTEIN: Scientific advancement proves unpopular with general public.
• JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
• KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
• KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.
• KING KONG: Endangered animal stolen, shot.
• LABYRINTH: Girl is negligent baby-sitter
• LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
• MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.
• RATATOUILLE: Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.
• ROBIN HOOD: Disgruntled veteran protests taxes.
• TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
• THE X-MEN: Minority group seeks overthrow of social order.
• TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
• TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.
• BREAKING DAWN: Native American guy is romantically obsessed with ex-girlfriend’s baby.