Conversations With My Three Year Old

Me: Are you trying to get in trouble?

MM: No….

Me: Well you are doing a great job… [note sarcasm]

MM: Thanks [note my head exploding]

 

 


4 responses to “Conversations With My Three Year Old”

  1. Sharee Avatar

    HAHAHA! I could fill my blog with these! My favorite of late:

    Me: Please clean all these crayons and markers up
    JoJo: I will, soon as I’m done
    Me: Thanks you (thinking: that was easy! Score for mom!)
    JoJo: And when you are done on the computer, you can clean everything else up in the house. I’ll take care of the markers and crayons.
    Me: (thinking: Dang it, he got me again!)

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  2. sues2u2 Avatar
    sues2u2

    See? This is where it starts. The teenage drama starts in preschool days! I knew we’d been through it @ least once before! (love your responses to it though)

    Wait until he looks down (literally) @ you when he does stuff like that. *g*

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  3. Andrea McMann Avatar

    Hehe! I taught my daughter what “sarcastic” means, for just such moments! Now, she goes, “Mommy? Are you just being sarcastic?” It always breaks the tension!

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  4. blueviolet Avatar

    I think I’ve had a similar conversation once or twice and I’m pretty sure I had it with my mother and so on and so on.

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