Nevermind your Shopping Mall Santas and your Salvation Army Santas and your Hobo Walmart Santas. Nowadays it seems like anyone with a fluffy red hat can be Santa, even girls! I know! (imagine that I said that in my best Craig Ferguson voice and if you don’t know who that is, well then, shame on you!)

I think Miss BB has a real future in the Santa industry, she’d at the very least make an excellent Mrs. Claus to one happy Santa someday, don’t you think? Prettiest Miss Santa in the universe, I’m sure. But she might steal your toys instead of giving them, she’s sneaky like that.

MM wants to be Santa, too, but I think he mistook the Santa Beard for food on your face and improvised in the best way he knew how – spaghetti night. Yes, I clean my children, I promise. Sometimes.

Gowdin knows the truth about Santa Claus though. The real Santa is clearly the genius who made him those tiny elf scissors – only the magic of Santa can be responsible for that awesomeness. Or a clever engineer. Definitely one of those.