• Real_Simple “There’s lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven’t the time to enjoy it.” ―Josh Billings 9:26 AM Dec 9th
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How perfect is this quote? Almost makes me want to throw my diet to the wind… almost.

• the only meat left in the kitchen is a small bag of pepperoni – maybe we need to make pizza soon and finish this thing once and for all? 11:49 AM Dec 9th

I am so excited about this. I decided to go vegetarian like forever and a lifetime ago but we had so much meat already in our freezer and refrigerator that we are seriously only just getting to the point of running out. And it’s a full bag of pepperoni. Damn.

• ps: watching the snow fall on my blog page is very, very peaceful http://bit.ly/5GpdoR watching the snow fall outside? less peaceful 11:50 AM Dec 9th

It was pretty until I realized it was making my page run really slow for some people. So I gave it the old heave ho. If I wanna see snow, I can just look out my window. That should cure what ails me.

• It’s -2 degrees outside. Ridonculous – it’s so cold it doesn’t even deserve real words. Seriously. 9:33 AM Dec 10th

Seriously.

• Why is it that my ringtone is always either too quiet to hear or painfully loud? THE BABY WAS SLEEPING JERK! about 22 hours ago
• It’s not even like it was someone I wanted to hear from – just a telemarketer. almost all my calls are from telemarketers and wrong numbers. about 22 hours ago
• Do you like talking on the phone? I really only use my phone to call my husband or my dad. Or make doctors appointments. That’s it! about 22 hours ago
• ps. Don’t call me! THE BABY IS SLEEPING! about 22 hours ago
• Thus concludes my over reaction of the hour. about 22 hours ago

Until I blogged about it, too.

• http://bit.ly/6eYgzC BLOGGERS BEWARE – if you are a blogger, definitely read this. about 4 hours ago

You have to be careful wen you put ad codes on your website, guys. It’s a scary world out there.

• Real_Simple Today’s Thought: “There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house.” ―Joe Ryan about 3 hours ago (Retweet)

Have I mentioned I’ve been a reading fiend lately? I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

• I swear my children own hats and mittens. I just have no idea where they are whenever it’s time to leave the apartment. about 2 hours ago

We had to run to the apartment office to pick up a package and I couldn’t find his hat or his mittens. Oh well, it’s just a 2 minute walk to the other side of the parking lot. HOLY JEEBUS! I need to find his hat and mittens…

• I’m such a wimp when it comes to driving lately- I’m picking the hubby up from work tonight & I’m already nervous … about 1 hour ago
• What if the roads are icy? What if baby get a cold? What if we get into a car crash and dieeeeeee? Momma needs some valium. about 1 hour ago
• I probably didn’t spell that right but I’m just gonna pry myself away and make lunch. It could be our last meal. oooohhhhh 45 minutes ago