How is it that I can finish all of her laundry and find no matching socks at all? Surely there were matches at one point, but where are they now?
Buried under her bed, in the bottom of the couch or hidden in her toy box?These seem like the likely scenarios but what if they are:
Traveling in time and space?
Being eaten by the washing machine?
Eloping in Vegas?
Being sacrificed to the gods on top of a volcano in Pompeii?
Running away with the dish and the spoon?
Finding themselves in Bali?
On a road trip with some college guy they met in a bar?
Enrolling at Hogwarts School For Witchcraft & Wizardry?
On a top secret mission for the CIA?
Having a torrid affair with one half of a pair of tennis shoes?
Working as assassins for hire?
Performing in a puppet show on off Broadway?
Learning to do the hula in Hawaii?
Where do you think all the missing socks go?