Babycenter.com and my ultrasound technician agree,
BB Kumquat is now 6 inches long, roughly the size of an heirloom tomato.
BB’s sensory development is exploding! Their brain is designating specialized areas for smell, taste, hearing, vision, and touch and he or she may be able to hear my voice now, which makes me wonder what they think about their future mother whose most common dialog consists of “Put that down!” “Take that out of your mouth!” and “Don’t jump on that!” And of course the constant, sometimes effective “NO!” I’ll have to remember to balance that out by saying nice soothing sweet things occasionally.
And now I’ll stop boring you with details of BB’s kidneys and how their arms are now in proportion to their body and tell you about my ultrasound this past Monday. You’re welcome. So on Monday I scarfed down half my lunch before shoving the boy and I into our respective coats, drove to dh’s office and left MM with him, then drove to my ultrasound appointment, where I arrived about 25 minutes early, and thought, “Geeze, I probably could have finished my lunch after all.”
The ultrasound technician was a total sweetie. I confided in her that I am nuts and was half convinced I’d get there and the baby would mysteriously be gone. I think I might have actually said, “Oh look, I’m still pregnant.” BB was all sorts of curled up on their back with their legs folded right on top of them which didn’t look at all comfortable to me, but the technician seemed to think it was fine, if a bit funny looking. Next she checked the heart beat, probably knowing that I needed to hear it like stat. Good and strong at like 152 or something. She went on to check the baby’s length (6 inches) and showed me a picture of the foot and all sorts of other cute / boring things, then asked if I wanted to know the gender.
To which, I proceeded to tell her about my Poor Cousin Krista who had been told she was having a girl and bought and received a mountain of pretty pink girly things, only to have a boy on her day of delivery, with no warning whatsoever. Point is, chick needed to know that I was a skeptic. I asked her what the odds were if she saw a girl that it was actually a girl – 95%, 85%, 35%? It’s important, you know. So she checked three times for me and I’m telling you, BB has a vagina. Chick’s legs were wide open. She had “three white lines” which my ultrasound technician said was a pretty sure fire sign that BB Kumquat Etc. is a little girl. A little Baby Blueberry The Awesomest Girl. I’m trying to refrain from being totally 100% convinced, because you know, thou shalt not forget Poor Cousin Krista and all, but seriously – legs wide open people. So I ordered the pig blanket, as a sign of good faith – and it was free.
Oh and after I found out that BB is a girl and you all probably stopped reading by now, but anyway, afterwards I had to run back to dh’s office where I was planning to have Dan drive MM and I to my other appointment which for some screwy reason was in a different town than my first one, but apparently a disaster had happened of the Work Persuasion and I had to take MM to that appointment by my lonesome, which meant driving in the city and parking in a terrible parking lot, and lugging around a 2 year old who really should have been napping, but instead was asked to sit quietly and read books and please stop asking all the strangers in the waiting room their life stories, and then sit in the exam room with me and wait while my doctor delivered some other woman’s baby, then finally came and confirmed that BB was a girl and wasn’t that wonderful and then left and I was like, “Seriously, I could have sent you a letter,” but then I had to get blood drawn anyway which MM thought was fascinating and boring all that the same time and we finally got home at 3:30pm at which point MM was pretty much ape shit and tried to tell me he didn’t need a nap and I laughed and said something like, “Sucks to be you.” And then he napped. And I had a baby girl growing inside of me. And it was awesome. And I was starving. I really should have finished my lunch before I left that morning.
14 responses to “Bump Report: Week Nineteen: Now With Extra Bumpy Gender-Like Details”
congrats on the girl… that is so exciting.
Girls are so much fun!! I’m so happy for you! Not that I wouldn’t have been happy for you if it had been a boy, but you know what I mean.
So, this is completely off topic, but have you seen John Mayer’s new blog on his site?
I’m guessing that you have but I just wanted to make sure in case you didn’t. 🙂
YAY!! I’m so happy to find out what you’re having!! The suspense was killing me! haha Congratulations!! Yay for little girls 🙂
Sugar and spice and everything nice…Congrats! Be prepared for all the fun clothes. So many more options than boy clothes. Did you tell MM?
Congrats!!!! A pink baby!!!
who’s going to have another boy? Cause there’s way too much estrogen going on already…
Fantastic – a girl – how lovely. I have twin girls and no boys, so I have missed out on the joy of having one of each. However, wouldn’t change my girls at all, as I love them to bits.
Thanks for sharing your baby news – makes me very nostalgic.
Well, I’ve known for a few days but kept my big mouth shut, so now I can OFFICIALLY tell you congratulations! I’m so thrilled for you! I have a boy and girl and I think it’s awesome.
My father-in-law is a retired OB/GYN and has told us stories about deliveries that ended up a different gender than what the family expected. He said there was one family that was expecting a girl but he didn’t know it because he was filling in for another doctor… so when the baby was born he excitedly said, “It’s a boy!” and everyone in the room was shocked, screaming, etc. as you can imagine. Once the surprise had settled in the grandmothers both sat glaring at him. He said he got out of there as soon as he could. 🙂
Like you, I was never fully convinced at the ultrasound tech’s interpretation of the exam. When I was pregnant with my son I had four ultrasounds (all for different reasons) and a different tech each time; I told each of them to tell me the gender without looking at my chart first, and they all said it was a boy. By the time he was born I was pretty confident I was getting a boy. 🙂
Girls are nothing like boys. I have both and woo hoo. Girls are so my fun to dress up and but when they get to the preteen and teenage years they aren’t that much fun anymore. I’m so happy you get your baby girl; this coming from a mother who wanted only girls and thank God he knew better.
With my second the Ultrasound Tech was almost scared to tell us it was another boy because he’d actually been punched from a dad when he told them the gender. Sadly I can see that happening.
I’m so glad it’s a girl and BB (baby blueberry) sounds like a little girl nickname. Not that’s the reason I’m excited…well you probably know. 🙂
Yeah & congratulations! Girls are soooo much fun. And hormonal. And fun. And adorable (just think, you get to find new & exciting ways to make pony tails! ha,ha) I am so thrilled for you & Daniel & MM. Yeah, baby!
Wow, I was way wrong! A girl! A whole new world for you. 🙂
Yay, a girl! Girls are awesome. Just please don’t give her a stripper name, like Brandi or Tiffany. 😉
When I had my third pumpkin, I had a level II ultrasound because of my, ahem, “advanced maternal age.” (35, whatever, doctors!) Anyway, this guy was funny, he said he was 90% sure it was a girl. He said “Don’t call me if I was right, but call me if I was wrong. But don’t ask me to redecorate.” lol Now that I think of it, the ultrasounds with all three of my kids said they were “about 90% sure” it was a girl. And they were right every time.